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November 2011
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Hey
Good morning No shave November ;)
Nov 1st
October 2011
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September 2011
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Sep 7th
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Agent 3Z: Fuck you Splenda →
lickypickystickyfree: Commercial: “Coffee does not have any vitamins….unless you want it to. Splenda Essentials now has Vitamin B…bla bla bla bla” WHAT? Really? You add a little vitamin to your cancer inducing chemicals and all of a sudden you can sell it as a health asset? Why don’t you go and sit in that tub of…
Sep 7th
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Sep 7th
Woke up
CANT SLEEP
Sep 7th
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Sep 7th
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Sep 2nd
August 2011
8 posts
Plantains give me gas.
That is all.
Aug 30th
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Laying/lying
I’ve just discovered that I pretend to dream. I’m in my bed and I feel like I’m asleep but then, my mind stops and I am sad (and a little angry) to discover that my eyes have been open longer than I can remember. I was never asleep, just laying here. Lying. If this is insomnia I don’t want it!
Aug 11th
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July 2011
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Jul 7th
Why don't I watch the news more often?
Today I learned of the whole Florida thing (outrage!), Bay Area July 4th weekend DUI arrest statistics (wow!!), and continuous coverage of CHP and emergency workers attempting (for about 3 hours) to remove a wideload like, house, from the freeway. Yeah, sorry news I gave you chance…. I will be sticking to the Daily Show and Colbert Report thank you very much!!
Jul 7th
@Safeway...
People who shop here at night definitely don’t dress to impress… Mumus….
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Jul 1st
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The person I reblogged this from is awesome as...
I just woke up, so I read this as: “The person I reblogged this from is an awesome truck”
Jul 1st
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June 2011
14 posts
Video Games Are Ruled Protected Speech, Now What? ... →
Via Kotaku
Jun 27th
Hello
Hello new followers! I don’t know what I did to deserve this, and I cannot promise I won’t disappoint, but thank you and hello. That is all.
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WatchWatch
This guy!!!
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Get A Good Look at Converse's Beautiful Super... →
Super Mario All-Stars (get it?) Via Kotaku
Jun 18th
Madman
I just had a crazy cleaning spree bc I felt dirty in my own home. After about 2 hours of that, my back is killing me.. Am I gettin’ old?
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